You know you're obsessed with the BSB when...

By: Amy Roberson

You guys ever wonder if you're obsessed with BSB or not? Well, here's where ya find out. If you do anything on this list. Then you're obsessed........


1. Their hotline is on your speed dial.
2. You've called the radio station so many times that the veejay immediately recognizes your voice and plays the song.
3. You've used up all that printer paper that your mom told you to save for important stuff. (Doesn't she know that knowing the lastest stuff ob the BSB is important stuff?)
4. You have saved and printed everything with the names Brain, AJ, Nick, Kevin, and/or Howie even if it's not them.
5. You talk about them with your friends so much that they give you a picture of them just to shut you up. (It never works, does it?)
6. Your BSB CD is slightly different (for instance, Brian sings the 2nd verse of "Quit Playin' Games" instead of Nick.) than your friend's so you beg her to switch CDs with you. When she refuses, you sneakingly switch them. Unfortunately, she's also obsessed and notices the difference.
7. You have on video tape everything that has included the BSB, even advertisements of dance party CDs with them on it.
8. You get a home address of one of the BSBs which you aren't even sure is right and you write to it anyway.
9. You have a thick notebook full of nothing but pics of your fav. BSB with all of the others faces covered up.
10.  You've memorized every single dance step on every single video of theirs. (I didn't say you could do them.)
11.  You've vowed to find the girl that slow danced with Nick in that "I'll Never Break Your Heart" video and make her pay. 
12.  You've written songs in hopes of one day recording them with the BSB.
13.  You've started listening to all of their fav. music and watching their fav. shows even though you've just told your friends how much you hate it. You only d othis to have something to talk about if you ever meet them.
14.  You beg your family to take a LONG vacation, possibly permanent, to Ruskin, Florida and you follow every guy that so much as resembles Nick.
15.  You carry a pic of Nick in your purse and tell everyone that he is your soon- to- be fiance. 
16.  You beat your brothers up daily because they make fun of the BSB daily. 
17.  You can no longer punish your brothers with making them listening to BSB locked up in their room because they're starting to enjoy it. 
18.  You are glued to MTV or The Box all day in hopes of catching one of the videos. 
19.  You pray every night that you will one day meet and marry Nick, Brian, Howie, AJ, or Kevin. (Hey, what's wrong with that? Sometimes God DOES answer prayers.) 
20.  You know the exact age difference between your fav. BSB and yourself. (There's a 2 years, 9 months, and 16 days difference between Nick and me.) 
21.  You've almost ruined your portable CD player trying to listen to your BSB CD in the shower. 
22.  You go in the bathroom and dance naked in front of your mirror to the BSB CD. (Now if you do this, I would advise you to either put some clothes on or seek help immediately.) 
23.  You turn down any date offers, even the cutest, most popular boy with an, "I'm dating someone now, but unfortunately, he's not in town at the moment." Therefore, you remain dateless and single for all eternity. 
24.  You beg your parents to let you get plastic surgery so that you can look like Christina Ricci because you've heard that's who Nick likes. (I don't know about you, but that's a little extreme. I mean, who wants to look like her?) 
25.  You've called the psychic hotline at least one time asking them if you'd ever be a perfect match with a BSB. You're still wating for them to get back to you on that one. 
26.  You've got every single web site of theirs under your favorite places. (I'm working on it. Is there a limited capacity on that? I guess I'll find out.) 
27.  You've created at least one BSB fan chatroom. 
28.  You've been to at least one BSB fan chatroom. 
29.  You listen to the CD so much that your mom starts to like them. 
30.  The slightest glimpse ofthem brightens even your worst day. 
31.  You take your CD player in the bathroom with you to listen to while you 'do your business'. (Reader's Digest  has become a thing of the past in my bathroom.) 
32.  You take your radio in the bathroom just in case one of their songs come radio. 
33.  Your screen saver has an alarm that plays one of your fav. BSB songs and flashes a pic of them. (If anyone has one of these, please tell me. I want it.) 
34.  You got tickets to a concert in Singapore when you live in the US. (Like the song, "Anywhere for You".) 
35.  You have a BSB web page. 
36.  You have a least one pic of your fav. BSB without his shirt on. (I have like 3 pics of mine with his shirt and if you hadn't figured out who my fav is, all hope is lost for you.) 
37.  You own every sinlge piece of merchandise that has been made of them. 
38.  You go to Europe just to get their CDs unreleased in the US. 
39.  You own their tapes. (What's their like 3 now? I only have 2.) 
40.  You own every magazine they're in. You even get online pals from around the world to send you magazines no matter what language it's in. Hey! You only want the pictures.) 
41.  You send your fav. BSB a card and roses on his birthday. 
42.  You imagine that you meet Nick and are talking to him in a room full of people. People hear you and turn and stare at your one-sided conversation. 
43.  You keep saying "I want it bad so why ain't I getting it?" everytime you hear the ending line of "If You Want it to be Good Girl (Get Yourself A Bad Boy)". 
44.  You've torn up your VCR button trying to freeze frame the part of the concert tape where Brian pulls his shirt up. (Ooh, baby!) 
45.  You have vowed literally, to go anywhere for the BSB. (Shoot I would.) 
46.  You've dyed your hair brown because you've heard Nick is attracted to brunettes. (Lucky for me, I am a brunette already. I bet I still wouldn't have a ghost of a chance with Nick either way though.) 
47.  You get hair extensions if you have short hair because you've heard that Nick is attracted to long hair. 
48.  You go to sleep every night singing (or howling) to your BSB CD. 
49.  You've gone on a diet to be skinny and fit because you want to look good for your fav. BSB. (You want to make a lasting impression, doncha?) 
50.  You know things about the BSB that they don't even know about themselves. 
51.  You see them at the airport or somewhere and you "accidently" bump into them. 
52.  You tell people stories about them that supposedly happened between you and them and they're so obsessed that no matter how far-fetched it sounds, they believe it. 
53.  You have taped their videos 2 or more times. 
54.  You hide in their tour bus and risk dehydration to see them. (Now that's a little overrated. Why don't you just hold the bus hostage with a realistic looking water gun? You'd get to see them better then. Warning: I advise you not to do this though cuz the only way you'll hear from them or see them is when they decide to sue them.) 
55.  You take drum lessons just s othat by chance (or by fate) you meet Nick, you can have a drum session. 
56.  You've watched the tape so many times that you know every move they make (even stuff like scratching their noses) and every word they speak. 
57.  Your little bro goes around telling every one of his friends that your Nick's girlfriend and that Brian and Nick are his best friends. 
58.  You enter one of those magazine contests and expect to win 'cause you believe that you and your fav. BSB are "meant to be". 
59.  You start to use your fav. BSB's last name as your own. 
60.  You've e-mailed a guy that's profile fits Nick's even if you're unsure if it's him or not. 
61.  You learn to play b-ball so you'll know how to if you ever meet Nick or Brian. 

Newer, revised version on the way.

 

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